Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Reply to a Spammer


Sunday, March 9, 2014


Date: Sun, 9 Mar 2014 17:34:26 +0900 
From: ghghghgh451@yahoo.co.jp 
Subject: From Mrs.Grace Todd Clark. 
To: 

Calvary Greetings,I am Mrs.Grace Todd Clark a born again Christian and a widow and I want to make a donation of $5,5m to help Orphans and Widows and Charitable home in your Country,and I assumed that you will be able to receive this Fund and use it to my wished to the needs in your country and i am seriously illed please always putting me in your daily prayers because i don't know where it will end with me.Reply back to me immediately for more details about this fund  
Thanks, 
Mrs.Grace Todd Clark.  
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You need to consider the worth of your own soul Todd, and plan accordingly.You are worth loving for yourself, and not as some anonymous figment on the internet. 

At some point you discover time is the great equalizer. We all live. We all must die.When we die, money won't mean anything. It can't save us. It only has use to us while we are alive as a means to convey support and resources to the causes we adopt.

You are an agile web manipulator. Why don't you use it to make the world a better place? All anyone does by spamming e-mail of other people is deplete the love in the world. 

I like to believe there is something good to go to after this life. Even if my life ends with darkness and nothingness,I still wish I could leave something of worth behind me for other people to be happy about.Can't you spam people with roses and sunshine instead of dismal messages? 

That's sort of like the pot calling the kettle black isn't it? I spam people verbally on a regular basis.I'm not able to lift my own attitude out of the negative place it has sunk to, so I mostly avoid others so I won't have to talk to them. 

At some point I will die, then my negative attitude will be buried or burned depending on how someone disposes of my body. At some point we must all face God and receive His judgment upon us.Maybe oblivion is all I am headed for. Maybe that is what's best. 

I'm replying to this message, even if you won't receive it. I know you spam me for the same reason other people spam me.You need a target for your feelings of frustration and vengeance and I have met all of the qualifications you need for a venting post.I don't know who or what you use for a basis of comparison. 

So, here is my return spam, and my hope and prayer for you. I hope and pray God gives you your greatest desire, and fills you up with so much love and happiness that there is no room in your soul to feel anything else. 

I wish He could fill my soul with His pure love and that I would never feel bitter anymore. 

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My dearest one,  

I got your mail but could not understand what you meant by SPAM. I never contacted you for any harm but for this work of God,so if you can handle it let me know and if you cannot you better be open to me so that I can look for someone else. I am waiting for your positive response. 

Mrs.Clark.

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RE: From Mrs.Grace Todd Clark.3/11/14 
To: MRS.GRACE TODD CLARK 

It is SPAM because you do not use your true identity in contacting me.  It is SPAM because you do not state your true purpose in contacting me.It is SPAM because you have collected my e-mail under false pretensesand used it for your own purposes.God does not SPAM me.Therefore, your purpose in contacting me falls under suspicion. 
You mention money as part of your reason for contacting me.Those who are friends to me would never do that.Therefore, your communications must be SPAM. 
My positive responses to your offers are these:  
  • I positively want you to find something productive to do  
  • I positively want you to find people to be with who are good for you and good to you and whom you want to be good with and to.  
  • I positively want you to make your offer to someone worthy to accept such an offer. 
Since I am not the greatest money manager, I would not qualify to manage your money.I do not want to be a multi millionaire.I don't have any interest in socializing with multi millionaires. 
If I am able to manage the responsibilities within my scope, my range of influence, I am satisfied.I do not want to be the ruler of a country.I do not want to be a princess. 
The Lord did not give people money. He healed them so they could help themselves.I do not have the power of the Lord to heal, to restore life, to mend hearts.I just don't want to leave a mess behind for someone else to clean up when I die. Contact someone else somewhere else. I am not receptive to your offers. 

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